- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY ♪
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH, OH-OH
♪ OH-OH-OH, OH-OH, OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
STUFFED MUSHROOM, MY SWEET?
AH. THE PATEÉ DE FOIE GRAS HAS ARRIVED, MY DEAR.
MERCI, GARCÇON.
- OH, HEATHCLIFF,
YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF A GIRL.
- NOTHING'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU, SONYA.
NOW, ABOUT OUR DATE THIS WEEKEND?
- A CANOE RIDE ALONG THE RIVER THROUGH THE WOODS.
IT SOUNDS SO ROMANTIC.
- IT'LL BE EVEN MORE ROMANTIC THAN IT SOUNDS.
- AHH...
WHOA!
- [GROWLS]
- HEY, YO, TOOTS,
YOU WANNA COME AND WATCH ME WORK OUT OR WHAT?
- WORK OUT?
- YEAH. YOU KNOW, PUT MY UNBELIEVABLE BODY THROUGH THE PACES.
- OH, MY GOSH.
- MY NAME'S PECS. UH, WHAT'S YOURS?
- S-S-SONYA.
- YECCH.
UH, BUT, SONYA, WHAT ABOUT OUR CANOE TRIP?
- UH, MAYBE ANOTHER TIME.
- YEAH. MAYBE NEVER, PUFFBALL.
[LAUGHS]
- PUFFBALL, EH?
WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
ANY MUSCLEHEAD CAN WORK OUT AT A GYM.
- HA HA. IF THAT BALL OF FLAB WANTS TO TRAIN,
HEY, GIVE HIM A WORKOUT HE'LL NEVER FORGET.
- OOF!
GET OFF ME, YOU APE,
OR I'LL BE FORCED TO SET YOU STRAIGHT.
- DUH, I AIN'T NO APE.
I'M PART PERSIAN.
- YEAH, BUT THE REST OF YOU IS MONKEY AND DONKEY.
- KNOCK IT OFF, YOU GUYS.
PECS AND HIS TRAINER, EL GATO, ARE UP TO SOMETHING HERE.
- HEH HEH. HERE COMES THE PATSY NOW.
- YOU EL GATO?
- YEAH.
- I WANT TO BEAT PECS IN A WEIGHT LIFTING CONTEST.
- HA HA HA HA HA!
WITH A BODY LIKE YOURS,
YOU COULDN'T BEAT COOKIE BATTER.
OK, OK, I'LL TRY,
BUT IT'LL COST YOU.
- UH, THEY'RE DOIN' A NUMBER ON HEATHCLIFF.
- THIS, I GOTTA SEE.
[CLANG]
- AH, THE OLD LEAD-FOOT TRICK.
HERE. PUT THESE ON.
BOY, YOU'RE IN BAD SHAPE.
- [PANTING]
- HEY, YO!
- SCORE!
- HA HA. HEY, FELLAS, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
HEATHCLIFF PUMPIN' IRON.
HOW IRONICAL.
- [LAUGHTER]
- HEY, HEATHCLIFF, GO ON BACK TO RELAXIN'.
THIS PUMPIN' IRON'S MUCH TOO TAXIN'.
- YEAH. THEY GOT YOU SET UP, SUCKER.
- UH, HERE. LET ME HELP YOU.
- [LAUGHTER]
- YOW!
- STUPIDITY IS FRIGHTENING.
AH, VITAMINS.
JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED.
- WHOA!
OOOH! EEE! OHH! WHOA!
- [LAUGHS]
- OK, HEATHCLIFF,
GO FOR IT.
- [LAUGHTER]
- A CAT MACHINE THAT TURNS FAT TO LEAN.
- UGH.
[EL GATO LAUGHS]
- AAH!
- HA HA HA HA HA HA!
- HA HA HA.
LIKE WE BEEN TELLIN' YOU,
THEY'RE PLAYIN' YOU FOR A FISH.
- [LAUGHTER]
- WOW.
WHOA!
WOW.
- HEY, HEY, YO! WATCH THIS, BABY. HEH.
[BLOWS KISSES]
- [SIGHS]
- TSK, TSK, TSK.
THAT BOY'S GOTTA LOSE SOME WEIGHT.
- HA. CHECK THIS OUT, WILL YOU?
- ALL RIGHT, HEATHCLIFF,
TIME TO JUMP A LITTLE ROPE.
- NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL ROPE-A-DOPE.
- [LAUGHTER]
- 1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8, 9...
- MAYBE IT WOULD BE EASIER FOR HIM
IF YOU SANG A NURSERY RHYME.
- [LAUGHTER]
- KEEP IT UP.
I'LL BE BACK IN HALF AN HOUR.
- [PANTING]
- I'M TELLIN' YOU, HEATHCLIFF,
THIS GUY'S GOT A DEAL WITH PECS TO JINX YOUR TRAININ'.
- IT WAS YOU TURKEYS THAT DID IT.
- YAAH!
- GANGWAY!
- UH, WATCH IT!
- NOTHIN' LIKE A STEAM BATH
FOR RELAXING THE MUSCLES AND INVIGORATIN' THE BODY.
NOW, GO IN THERE AND DON'T COME OUT TILL I TELL YOU.
[LAUGHS]
- WHEW.
IT'S HOT IN HERE.
YIKES.
- HEY, YOU READY TO LOSE, BONE ROT? [LAUGHS]
- THE FIRST LIFT'LL BE THE 2-ARM PRESS OF 100 POUNDS.
- [SPITS]
- [CHEERING]
- HERE YOU GO, HEATHCLIFF.
- [STRAINING]
- [LAUGHTER]
- AND NOW, THE CHEST FLEXER.
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- THESE TRACTOR SPRINGS OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.
OK, YOU GUYS, LET'S SEE SOME MUSCLES.
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- YOUR TURN, HEATHCLIFF.
- [BOOING AND LAUGHING]
- YOU CALL THAT A BODY?
- COME ON, SWEET STUFF.
I DON'T WANNA HUMILIATE HIM ANYMORE.
- YOU'RE SO NOBLE, PECS.
- [GROWLS]
- N-NOW, LOOK, HEATHCLIFF,
BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR COOL,
WE--WE JUST WANT YOU TO LOOK IN THE BACK ROOM.
TH-THIS EL GATO'S BEEN SETTIN' YOU UP.
- OH, YEAH? SHOW ME!
- WE'VE BEEN TRYIN' TO TELL YOU, HEATHCLIFF,
BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN.
[POW]
- WAIT, HEATHCLIFF!
NO!
NOT THE STEAM ROOM!
- [WHISTLES A TUNE]
I'LL TAKE MY FISH BACK, THANK YOU.
- WHY, THANK YOU, BEEFCAKE.
OH, PECS, THIS IS SO ROMANTIC.
OH, NO!
THE CANOE'S FILLING WITH WATER.
SAVE ME, PECS!
- HEY, HEY! SAVE YOU?! HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?!
I CAN'T SWIM! WH-HOA!
- AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE SO NOBLE.
- CARE FOR A LIFT, SONYA?
- HEY, HEY! YO! HEATHCLIFF!
HEY, HEY! EEEYII!
SAVE ME!
HEY, HEY! OOH!
- HANG ON, MUSCLEHEAD!
- OH, HEATHCLIFF, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SO STRONG
AND NOBLE.
I GUESS I MADE A MISTAKE ABOUT THAT PHONY.
- YEP. YOU CAN'T BEAT THE REAL THING.
- [SNORING]
[YAWNS]
A BEAUTIFUL MORNING.
NOW TO GET ME A LITTLE BREAKFAST.
LOOK AT 'EM SLEEPIN' LIKE BABIES.
IT'D BE A SHAME TO WAKE THEM.
HYAH! HYAH! RISE AND SHINE!
IT'S BREAKFAST TIME!
LET'S GET GOIN'. COME ON. LET'S EAT.
- [YAWNS]
YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
- HEY, I'M STARVIN'. LET'S GET SCARFIN'.
- HEY, MUNGO, AREN'T YOU COMIN'?
- NAH. I AIN'T HUNGRY.
- WHAT'S WITH MUNGO? HE'S ALWAYS HUNGRY.
- HE'S BEEN REALLY DOWN IN THE DUMPS LATELY.
- HMM.
- WHOA!
- [CHUCKLES]
GEE, AIN'T THIS A SWELL PLAN RIFF RAFF THOUGHT UP?
- A SWELL PLAN TO FOOL THE MAN.
- SO! WISEGUYS, HUH?
- YAAH! - YAAH!
- COME BACK HERE, YOU CATS!
WHEN I CATCH YOU, I'M GONNA...
- HMM. LOOKS LIKE THOSE GUYS
WON'T BE JOINING ME FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING.
[GULPING]
SO, A LOST CAT, HUH?
THIS CAT LOOKS ENOUGH LIKE MUNGO TO BE HIS BROTHER.
LOOK AT THAT ADDRESS.
THAT'S ON THE RITZY SIDE OF TOWN.
SAY! THIS COULD BE THE CURE FOR MUNGO'S BLUES.
HI, GUYS. SORRY YOU MISSED BREAKFAST.
- HUH. WE'RE GLAD WE'RE STILL AROUND FOR LUNCH.
- HMM. YEAH, THIS'LL BE OK.
LOOK, MUNGO, I'VE ARRANGED FOR YOU TO VISIT
AT A VERY EXCLUSIVE, HIGH-CLASS HOUSE
IN THE FANCY PART OF TOWN.
I FIGURE YOU SPEND A COUPLE OF DAYS THERE
LIVING IN THE LAP OF LUXURY,
AND YOU'LL BE YOUR OLD SELF--
YOU SHOULD PARDON THE EXPRESSION--IN NO TIME.
- UH, YOU DID THAT FOR ME, RIFF RAFF?
BOY! WHAT A PAL!
WHAT A PAL!
- HEY, MUNGO, GOTTA MAKE YOU LOOK COOL
FOR WHEN YOU'RE LOUNGIN' BY THE POOL.
- I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE CAN'T GO WITH HIM, RIFF RAFF.
- I TOLD YOU BEFORE, HECTOR,
MUNGO IS THE ONLY ONE OF US WHO COULD PASS FOR THE LOST CAT.
- YEAH. CHECK THE PAPER. WHAT A CAPER.
- GOSH, I'M BEAUTIFUL.
THANKS, GUYS.
- OK, MUNGO, YOU JUST STROLL ON UP TO THE FRONT DOOR
AND RING THE BELL.
- UH, ARE YOU SURE THEY'RE EXPECTIN' ME, RIFF RAFF?
- OF COURSE! WOULD I LIE TO YOU?
- OH, BOY! A WHOLE WEEK OF LUXURY LIVIN'!
[DOGS BARKING]
[POW]
Mungo: WHOA!
UH, ARE YOU SURE THEY'RE EXPECTING ME, RIFF RAFF?
THERE'S DOGS IN THERE.
- HMM. DOGS, HUH?
I GOT IT.
OK. EVERYBODY READY?
THOSE DOGS'LL NEVER BOTHER US IN THIS DISGUISE.
NICE DOGGIES. N-NICE DOGGIES.
Cats: WHOO-WHOO-WHOO!
- GRRRR! - GRRRR!
[BOTH BARKING]
- WHOA! - WHOA!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
- [GERMAN ACCENT] JA? CAN I HELP YOU?
MY KITTY!
OH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR RETURNING HIM.
Riff Raff: IT WORKED.
[DOGS GROWL]
- YIPE!
- [SNARLING]
[BARKING]
- UH, LOOK, FELLAS,
YOU GUYS ENJOY YOURSELVES.
I'LL BE WAITING OUTSIDE.
- [DOGS AND CATS YELPING, BARKING]
- HEY, THEM DOGS IS TOUGH.
Man: OH, KITTY! I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU BACK AGAIN!
I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
DON'T YOU EVER RUN AWAY AGAIN!
- OOH! NICE!
LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
EVERYTHING A CAT COULD WANT.
RIFF RAFF WAS RIGHT.
I FEEL BETTER ALREADY.
[GULP]
- GEE, I'LL BET MUNGO'S HAVIN' A GREAT TIME.
THAT LOOKED LIKE A SWELL PLACE.
- YEAH, MUNGO'S LIVIN' LIKE A KING
WITHOUT HAVIN' TO PAY A THING.
- OH, YEAH? THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. LOOK.
HEY, MUNGO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LIVING IT UP IN THAT MANSION.
- [BRITISH ACCENT] I BEG YOUR PARDON?
- YOU BEG OUR PARDON?
COME ON, MUNGO. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
- MUNGO? I DO THINK YOU'VE GOT ME CONFUSED WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
MY NAME IS KITTY.
- HOLY COW. THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE MUNGO. WOW!
- I GET IT. YOU'RE THE CAT IN THIS PICTURE.
- THAT'S ME.
I SAY, I AM GLAD TO BE OUT OF THAT PLACE.
THE GUY THAT LIVES THERE IS QUITE STRANGE.
I'LL NEVER GO BACK THERE. HE WAS WEIRD.
Riff Raff: THIS DOESN'T SOUND GOOD.
WE'D BETTER GO CHECK UP ON MUNGO.
- OOH!
- SO, YOU CATS ARE BACK FOR MORE, EH?
ARF ARF ARF!
- HEY, THERE'S RIFF RAFF AND THE GUYS.
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE HAVIN' FUN HERE, TOO.
WHAT A GREAT PLACE.
- I HOPE WE DON'T RUN INTO THOSE DOGS AGAIN.
- I'M LOOKING AROUND, AND I DON'T SEE NO HOUNDS.
- UND SOON, THE MOMENT I HAVE WAITED FOR ALL THESE YEARS
IS ABOUT TO ARRIVE.
UND NOW, MY KITTY, YOU ARE ZHE FINAL LINK
IN MY EXPERIMENT.
VHEN I THROW THE SWITCH,
YOUR BRAIN WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO THE CHICKEN.
HIS BRAIN WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO THE HORSE.
HIS BRAIN WILL-- WELL, YOU GET THE PICTURE.
VE ARE GOING TO HAVE FUN!
MY DEAR ANIMALS,
IN A MOMENT, WE WILL ALL MAKE SCIENTIFIC HISTORY!
BUT REMEMBER...
LET'S HAVE FUN.
- WHAT IS THAT GUY GONNA DO TO ALL THOSE ANIMALS?
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT DON'T LOOK GOOD.
- LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GONNA GIVE THE JUICE TO THE MOOSE.
[BOTH GROWL]
- [YELLING]
SHTOP! SHTOP! SHTOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
YOU'RE RUINING MY EXPERIMENT!
BAD DOGGIES!
- IF THAT SWITCH FALLS, WE'RE ALL IN TROUBLE!
- MEOW!
MEOW!
[BOTH BARKING]
[BARKING]
- [MEOWING]
- [BARKING]
- I'VE HEARD OF SPLIT PERSONALITIES BEFORE,
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
- UH, QUACK QUACK.
- BAA!
- UH, CLUCK CLUCK.
- ENOUGH OF THIS! HOW DO I GET THESE GUYS BACK TO NORMAL?
AHA!
THAT OUGHTA DO IT.
- WHAT IS GOING ON?!
- WE'VE BEEN CHANGIN' AND REARRANGIN'.
- LET'S GET MUNGO AND GET OUTTA HERE!
- [HUMMING TO MUSIC PLAYING IN HEADSET]
HEY, UH, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
WE DON'T HAVE TO GO NOW, DO WE?
GEE, I WISH WE COULD HAVE STAYED LONGER.
I WAS JUST STARTIN' TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
- YOU BIG DOPE!
THAT GUY WAS TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE BRAIN OF A CHICKEN.
- HE WAS?!
[BOTH GROAN]
- OH, WELL. I HAD A GOOD TIME WHILE IT LASTED, ANYWAY.
YOU THINK WE COULD GO BACK NEXT WEEK?
- MEOW! MEOW!
- WOOF! WOOF!
- WELL, MUNGO, IT LOOKS LIKE
WE'LL HAVE TO FIND YOU ANOTHER PLACE TO REST NEXT TIME.
- [BABBLING]
DUH, CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK.
IF YOU COLLECT TROPICAL FISH,
HERE'S SOME GOOD TIPS TO REMEMBER.
- HEY! LET ME OUT OF HERE!
- UNDERWATER ORNAMENTS LIKE CASTLES
SHOULD BE PLACED IN THE TANK
SO YOUR FISH DO NOT BECOME TRAPPED IN THEM.
- THANKS.
A CAT?!
- I'M OFF-DUTY.
AND REMEMBER TO DECORATE YOUR TANKS
WITH ROCKS PURCHASED FROM A RELIABLE AQUARIUM SHOP.
THE WRONG KIND OF ROCKS COULD BE POISONOUS TO YOUR FISH.
- WHO WAS THAT MASKED CAT?
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH, OH-OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU